The English-speaking world shouldn’t miss the Maschefacts. Therefore, I will translate the ones that are more international. Most are too cryptic/obscure/Argentine-only, apologies for not including those.
- Mascherano knows how Game of Thrones ends
- Mascherano knows what happens in the Bermuda Triangle
- Chuck Norris envies Mascherano
- Mascherano tells Darth Vader: “I’m your father Anakin…”
- Mascherano doesn’t accept terms & conditions
- Mascherano played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
- Mascherano plays chess with pawns only and he beats you in four moves
- Mascherano passes even if Gandalf doesn’t let him
- Rambo during his childhood was inspired by Mascherano
- Chuck Norris used to play football until Mascherano was born, then, he changed to martial arts
- Mascherano leans down to fix the plumbing and you can’s see his crack
- Someone forwarded this to Mascherano and he wasn’t surprised
Do you have your own? Please add them below.