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July 11, 2014 / Diego Laje

Maschefacts in English

Mascherano the invincible

Che Guevara thought of Mascherano when choosing headwear.

The English-speaking world shouldn’t miss the Maschefacts. Therefore, I will translate the ones that are more international. Most are too cryptic/obscure/Argentine-only, apologies for not including those.


  • Mascherano knows how Game of Thrones ends
  • Mascherano knows what happens in the Bermuda Triangle
  • Chuck Norris envies Mascherano
  • Mascherano tells Darth Vader: “I’m your father Anakin…”
  • Mascherano doesn’t accept terms & conditions
  • Mascherano played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
  • Mascherano plays chess with pawns only and he beats you in four moves
  • Mascherano passes even if Gandalf doesn’t let him
  • Rambo during his childhood was inspired by Mascherano
  • Chuck Norris used to play football until Mascherano was born, then, he changed to martial arts
  • Mascherano leans down to fix the plumbing and you can’s see his crack
  • Someone forwarded this to Mascherano and he wasn’t surprised

Do you have your own? Please add them below.

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June 6, 2014 / Diego Laje

The performer and the massacre

Hong Kong remembered the 25th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square crackdown.

A street performer offered this scene in the vicinity of Victoria Park.

Man down.

This time, it’s my pic. I caught it with my phone.

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February 25, 2014 / Diego Laje

Incredible Huangshan view

I bet you saw this picture a million times in Chinese art. This time, Xinhua news agency caught it for real.

Winter in Huangshan.

A familiar view, just not as a photograph.

This place is a designated UNESCO heritage site.

Enjoy. For more about Huangshan, you can check it out on Wikipedia.

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February 17, 2014 / Diego Laje

Ever saw a Mini painted like this?

This is what I saw walking around Kowloon.

Do you like it?

You don’t drive these, you wear them.

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February 7, 2014 / Diego Laje

Lotus flowers

Indonesia seems to have them all over the place…

Lotus flowers

Nevertheless, I don’t seem to get tired of them.

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January 19, 2014 / Diego Laje

Colorless merchant

His lack of color is what makes this man stand out in India.

The merchant

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January 10, 2014 / Diego Laje

The Taj (and not in Vegas!)

As a new day starts, the Taj Mahal wakes up.

Sunrise at Taj Mahal

Had to do a very early start to catch this one!

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